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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 03:20

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Octopussy

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Liberals, why can't you admit that Andrew Tate is the most moral and intelligent person of modern time?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.